Soupy Storyteller Pillows

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"States of tofu"

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Snowman of the Apes

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Hello, Number 6!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Steroids.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Replacement Lighthouse

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"You look good for your age."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"She's had work."

The End is Near.