Artful Scholar Pillows

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Tinnitus?"

High School Schedule

Too big to fail

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Rodins rotten juggler

Bacterial Culture

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

Steam of Consciousness

Medical Student

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Russian bombers in California

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

Primavera (Spring)

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

'What School Are You?'