Artsy Academic Pillows

"Yeah, it's not much of a job. But a degree in 4th Century Etruscan Art can be a little limiting."

Scarcity

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Max Weber

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Mozart eating noodles.

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

Cross-country knitting.

Steam of Consciousness

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

"What next?"

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'That's it?'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Emile Durkheim

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."