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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Creativity

Kirsten Johnson

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Baby Bear.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.