Soapy Storyteller Gifts

"You have no idea what I've been through."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"States of tofu"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fishing with God

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.