Soy Storyteller Gifts

"States of tofu"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Spring/Summer/Winter

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Too Much SOY

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"She's had work."

The End is Near.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

Melting Icicle

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Santa Claus

Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

Spring Delayed

Vegan Voldemort

When vegans pose for photos.