Soy Products Gifts

Vegan Cat

Too Much SOY

Free-range tofu.

"States of tofu"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

The Big Cheese

'Cream?'

Cook complaining to milkman

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Active Yogurt Culture

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Born to raise soy beans.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"My first soybean."

Record soy bean crop

"Mu husband and I love the toothpicks, but we prefer cheese logs."