Soy Products Gifts

Vegan Cat

Too Much SOY

Free-range tofu.

"States of tofu"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Cream?'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

The Big Cheese

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

Cook complaining to milkman

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Active Yogurt Culture

Record soy bean crop

"My first soybean."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Born to raise soy beans.

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"Where do you draw the line?"

Cow Exerecise