Soy Protein Supporter Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"States of tofu"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Peas on Earth.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Nutritional Supplements.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Queen reigning.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"How's the soya, dear?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

Born to raise soy beans.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

Free-range tofu.

Gifted Milk