Protein Proponents Gifts

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Queen of Quinoa

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"In my day we had trimphones."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

A Mean O' Acid.

'...due to a larger amount of insect parts.'

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

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