Protein Pioneer Gifts

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Queen of Quinoa

'...due to a larger amount of insect parts.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Disco Owls

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'