Protein Proponents Pillows

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Queen of Quinoa

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"In my day we had trimphones."

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

The Atkins Diet.

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

A Mean O' Acid.

'...due to a larger amount of insect parts.'

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."