Protein Fan Pillows

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Science Fair Judgements

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Revenge had come.

EU

The Reaper's Arms

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Newton Discovers Gravity

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sun Worshipers

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."