Protein Enthusiasm Pillows

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Protein Powder Irony

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

The Atkins Diet.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"Another bloody cold caller asking if I want to lead the labour party!"

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"

He's determined to get a strike any way he can!