Protein Enthusiasm Pillows

When Clowns Go Low-Carb...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Protein Powder Irony

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Starfish doing the wave.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

"Another bloody cold caller asking if I want to lead the labour party!"

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"