Work Enthusiasm Pillows

"I go that extra mile!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Go team!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'These are job perks.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

A man cheers

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Peacock of Productivity

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'I received matching offers.'

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."