Job Enthusiasm Pillows

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Go team!

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

A man cheers

"I go that extra mile!"

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

The March to the Top

Resume Dumpers

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'I received matching offers.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.