Job Enthusiasm Pillows

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Go team!

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

A man cheers

"I go that extra mile!"

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

The March to the Top

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'I received matching offers.'

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'