Protein Bar Advocate Gifts

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Ascent of Woman

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Protein Powder Irony

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

Jeans Styles

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

'No whey, Jose!'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

Vitamins

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."