Protein Bar Advocate Gifts

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Ascent of Woman

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Protein Powder Irony

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Jeans Styles

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"In my day we had trimphones."

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

'No whey, Jose!'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

Vitamins

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."