Protein Buff Gifts

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Muscles

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Gene Therapy

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Very funny!'

Flying in Formation.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'