Protein Buff Prints

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Muscles

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

The Family Joules: Part 22

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Gene Therapy

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Very funny!'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'