Pr Buff Gifts

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

"As a concerned corporation, we take very seriously our responsibility to offer banal and meaningless platitudes for social media consumption."

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"National security adviser"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Sue the Author 3PM

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Planet of the Lawyers

Some scents are nonsense.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."