Publishing Buff Gifts

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

"Hello, editorial? This the comics department. One of your articles is leaking on us down here!"

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

If nobody had invented graphics

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Our Two Parties, Explained

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

DUNVOTIN

Moby Dick

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"