Publishing Buff Mugs

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

If nobody had invented graphics

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

DUNVOTIN

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Moby Dick

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"