Novel Buff Mugs

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

You writers must have an easy life, I've often thought I'd have a bash myself if I had a bit of spare time.

Richard Adams.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Myths and legends...

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

DUNVOTIN

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Moby Dick

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'