Soybeans Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"States of tofu"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Yoyo sheep

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Sales.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Yoyos

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Vegan Voldemort

The Creature of the Black Legume

"How's the soya, dear?"

House of Beans.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

The real reason behind global warming.

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

Record soy bean crop

"My first soybean."

'Enough, Hank. I'm tired of pulling your finger.'

Born to raise soy beans.

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"