Soybeans Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"States of tofu"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Yoyo sheep

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Sales.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Yoyos

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Too Much SOY

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

Vegan Voldemort

The Creature of the Black Legume

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

House of Beans.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

"My first soybean."

'Enough, Hank. I'm tired of pulling your finger.'

Born to raise soy beans.

Record soy bean crop

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"