Soybean Cultivation Gifts

Born to raise soy beans.

"States of tofu"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Yoyos

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

"My first soybean."