Soybean Cultivation Prints

Born to raise soy beans.

"States of tofu"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Yoyos

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Too Much SOY

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

"My first soybean."

Record soy bean crop