Dairy Products Gifts

"Where do you draw the line?"

Active Yogurt Culture

'Cream?'

"...I have no idea how to make cheese."

The Big Cheese

Cow Exerecise

"Are you from a Fair Trade Farm?"

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"He left a really odd suicide note, it reads: 'One extra pint and a strawberry yogurt please'."

Cream Watch UK

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian

Where do you draw the line? Goat milk. Goat cheese. Goat ice cream.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'Strawberries and cream'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'We make e-dams!'

Cook complaining to milkman

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."