Dairy Production Gifts

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"One cold glass of milk, please."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

Higher milk production

Fresh milk

"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"

"What has one horn and gives milk?"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Mulk - cows self bottling milk.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

I don't know what my beef is today...

Cows in heaven

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

World of Cow.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Dairyman with frozen pump

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.