Dairy Industry Gifts

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

'What has one horn and gives milk?'

"Hey, stupid cows! Moooooooo! Come on! Give me a mooooo!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

Cow's straw

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."