Dairy Industry Gifts

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

'What has one horn and gives milk?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Cow's straw

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one