Dairy Industry Professional Gifts

The Big Cheese

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'