Dairy Technician Gifts

Milk Machine

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"