Dairy Technician Mugs

Milk Machine

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

GMOs: The Next Generation

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Moo! OOM!