Dairy Worker Mugs

Dairy. Nice guess, Ernie, but "mild duds" are not defective cows.

Barnyard humor.

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milked.

Cow being clamped for milk.

Where powdered milk comes from...

'Being a dairy cow has its drawbacks alright, but frankly, our life expectancy is much greater than that of beef-cattle...'

'Two pints of milk and a bottle of cream. Sorry I think my report is stuck in a milk bottle on my doorstep!'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Another day in the Splenda mines

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..