Dairy Industry Worker Mugs

Waaay too corporate!

Where condensed milk comes from...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

"They’re real."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Ghostbasters 3

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Moo! OOM!

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"