Dairy Industry Worker Prints

Waaay too corporate!

Where condensed milk comes from...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo! OOM!