Dairy Worker Gifts

Barnyard humor.

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milked.

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Being a dairy cow has its drawbacks alright, but frankly, our life expectancy is much greater than that of beef-cattle...'

'Two pints of milk and a bottle of cream. Sorry I think my report is stuck in a milk bottle on my doorstep!'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

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