Dairyman Gifts

Dairyman with frozen pump

'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Cow's straw

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cheese

"They’re real."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'