Dairy Maid Gifts

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Slow Night

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cow and Milk

Broadway Moosical.

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Barnyard humor.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

A consumer guide to cheese.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Lactose intolerance.