Dairy Darling Gifts

"Where do you draw the line?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

The Main Types of Cheese

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Cheese

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Chocs away.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cow and Milk

Broadway Moosical.

Cheese Pile

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

World of Cow.