Dairy Delight Gifts

Active Yogurt Culture

Diving cow.

'I've been whacked by a cow's tail...'

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Farmer Pickles Present.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Chocs away.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Where condensed milk comes from...

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Important Food Groups

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Oh Hi!'

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'