Dough Delights Gifts

Work here and I'll guarantee you'll get all the dough you'll ever knead!

Baking

Chocs away.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Baker

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

'Dang.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

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The Cheese God

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'