Dough Delights Prints

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Baking

Chocs away.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

No, sir, that entr

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Dang.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Baker

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

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The Cheese God

Masterchef.

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'