Culinary Delights Gifts

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'What would you like for dinner?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

All-Day Breakfast

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

No, sir, that entr

The Family Joules: Part 14

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."