Foodie Delight Gifts

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'What's the 'catch of the day'?'

Finished supper

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Pasta

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

'S'more wine?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Pea

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Namasteak"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."