Foodie Delight Gifts

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'What's the 'catch of the day'?'

Finished supper

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Pasta

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"I might just get a pie."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'S'more wine?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"You and your daft inventions."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Pea

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

Jelly I.V.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"