Foodie Delights Gifts

The Deli Counter

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Night of the Latkes

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Burnt or Raw?

Panettone

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."