Foodie Delights Pillows

The Deli Counter

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Night of the Latkes

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Important Food Groups

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

"Fresh pepper?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Burnt or Raw?

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Panettone

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"What did Jesus order?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."