Foodie Funsies Pillows

"Welcome to Compulsive Eaters Anonymous..."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I might just get a pie."

"What did Jesus order?"

'S'more wine?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Pea

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Olive Oil

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'What's for desert?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."