Foodie Antics Pillows

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Chef copy robot

"I might just get a pie."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Better Not Squash.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'S'more wine?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"You and your daft inventions."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Pea

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."