Food Funnies Pillows

'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Fresh pepper?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I might just get a pie."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What did Jesus order?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Deliboys

'S'more wine?'

Pea

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'