Food Funsters Pillows

Chinese noodles.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Fresh pepper?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Bake off: Flan B

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Sriracha"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Guy Fieri

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'