Food Funsters Pillows

Chinese noodles.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Fresh pepper?"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Sriracha"

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Guy Fieri

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'