Food Service Funster Pillows

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

"Rump roast?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Better Not Squash.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Sriracha"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Bake off: Flan B

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'