Food Service Funster Pillows

Sorry, sir, I can't recommend anything --- Liability issues.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

"Rump roast?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Sriracha"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Bake off: Flan B

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'